Love is like a HACCP plan

1. Hazard analysis (why fall in love, what are the things u might lose if u are in a r/s, are u sure and very sure? if he only loves your body and not YOU?)

2. Identify critical control points (what if he/she cheats on you? what if you find out that he/she only wants your body etc)

3. Establish critical limits (only allow him/her to touch ur arms, waists. dont lie to you too much. cannot always be late!)

4. Monitor the critical control points (ask your friends or his/her friends to be your spy, call and check on him, stalk him -.-)

5. Establish corrective actions (talk it out/severe warning/scoldings/threaten to break off/really break off)

6. Establish record keeping procedures (learn from your mistakes, remember them vividly, dont repeat the mistake again, make sure u know what u are in for in a relationship)

7. Verification for the HACCP (ask yourself again, do u really love him/her?? do u think this guy/girl is trustworthy?? does the corrective action help solve the problem?? if not, then how??)

Everything goes in a circle =D